It has recently come to my attention that my name is being used in movies, tv shows, comics, and video games to make other people money. It should be obvious to anyone who knows me that I, of course, had my name trademarked. Here are a list of brand’s that owe me money:
Disclaimer: after consulting with my personal lawyer, I have been strongly encouraged to include that the above statements were made for “satirical purposes only.” (*eyeroll*)